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Head to Head
 
Lance Bass
July 26, 2006
John: Lance Bass is gay?
John: Holy shit, what a shock!
John: In other news, the Earth revolves around the Sun.
Desmond: the world is speechless
John: Now I don't know what to think.
Desmond: I'll never be able to look back on my favorite N'Sync songs the same way
Desmond: why would he do this to me
Desmond: I feel lied to
Desmond: and what about his movie
Desmond: that whole thing was a lie
Desmond: I'm taking it off my dvd shelf
John: They should re-release On The Line as On The Lie. Lie, as in pretending he wanted to stick his dick in Emmanuelle Chiriqui. Liar!
John: Amazon review of On the Line: “I don't care what any of the negative reviews say. I bought this movie and I absolutely love it!!!!! It is just a sweet, romantic comedy that the whole family can enjoy. Out of everyone I know that has seen this movie, none of them dislike it! And let me tell you something else... it is not just little 13 year old *NSYNC "teenyboppers" that love this movie. Pretty much everyone that I told you enjoyed this movie are not fans of them. Some of the negative reviews on here are pretty harsh and that leads me to believe that they were written by people who have some kind of strange hatred for the group. Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, and Emmanuelle Chiriqui are quite good in this movie… Please, don't let reviews about the acting throw you off from seeing this movie! The acting is good! F.Y.I. Lance even received an award for best male discovery from a special group in Hollywood !”
John: I'll bet he has.
John: “Best male discovery.” What special group was that, pray tell?
Desmond: NAMBLA
Desmond: I say we organize a big N'Sync CD and Lance Bass poster burning...guys only
John: Yeah! I want to pee on it.
Desmond: yeah, we should all, a bunch of big dudes, stand in a circle and throw all our personal N'Sync merchandise in a circle and whip out our pieces and pee in unison on them
John: Ha ha! I love it! And invite Lance Bass to witness.
Desmond: yeah
Desmond: wait...I don't want him seeing my penis
Desmond: he's gay
John: Can I see your penis? I'm not gay.
Desmond: yeah...cool
John: Sweet.
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