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"It's not that tough being a film cricket." - Homer Simpson

Back in 2000 before they instituted their message board, readers could post their reviews right on joblo.com. I christened myself "Hank Scorpio"and would regularly essay a paragraph on whatever movie I'd just seen. JoBlo liked my stuff and we remain Internet pals. That's how I started reviewing movies, which I continue to do as a hobby. Eventually, I began writing the occasional full-length review for joblo.com, usually after a free advance screening. Those older reviews are archived here along with whatever new movies I see and feel like reviewing.

2006 Movie Wrap Up: Curse of the Golden Flower, Rocky Balboa, Babel, Children of Men, The Good Shepherd (2006)
300 (2007)
American Dreamz and Silent Hill (2006)
American Gangster (2007)
Apocalypto (2006)
Atonement (2007)
A Walk to Remember (2002)
Beowulf (2007)
Blade Runner: The Final Cut (1982/2007)
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)
Casino Royale (2006)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Charlie Wilson's War (2007)
Chicken Run (2000)
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005)
Clerks II (2006)
Cloverfield (2008)
The Condemned (2007)
Constantine (2005)
Coyote Ugly (2000)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
The Dark Knight (2008) NEW!
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Finding Forrester (2000)
The Golden Compass (2007)
Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
The Great Raid (2005)
Grindhouse (2007)
Hancock and Wanted (2008)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
The Hitcher (2007)
Hollow Man (2000)
I Am Legend: The IMAX Experience (2007)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Into The Blue (2005)
The Invasion (2007)
Iron Man (2008)
The Island (2005)
Juno (2007)
Kill Bill: Volume One (2003)
King Arthur (2004)
The Kingdom (2007)
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
King Kong (2005)
Knocked Up (2007)
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
The Last Kiss (2006)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)
Letters From Iwo Jima (2006)
The Life of David Gale (2003)
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
March Movie Madness: In Bruges, Jumper, Michael Clayton, The Other Boleyn Girl, 10,000 BC (2008)
Marie Antoinette (2006)
Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Miami Vice (2006)
Millions (2005)
MirrorMask (2005)
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Munich (2005)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Old School (2003)
The Omen (2006)
Paris je t'aime (2007)
The Patriot (2000)
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Red Dragon (2002)
Red Planet (2000)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Scary Movie (2000)
Serenity (2005)
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Stealth (2005)
Sunshine (2007)
Superman Returns (2006)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
TMNT (2007)
Transformers (2007)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
U2 3D: The IMAX Experience (2008)
Unbreakable (2000)
Vertical Limit (2000)
V for Vendetta (2006)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
What Women Want (2000)
Whipped (2000)
X-Men (2000)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

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Episode 20 - "Do No Harm"
Episode 21 - "The Greater Good"
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Episode 1 - "Man of Science, Man of Faith"
Episode 2 - "Adrift"
Episode 3 - "Orientation"
Episode 4 - "Everybody Hates Hugo"
Episode 5 - "...And Found"
Episode 6 - "Abandoned"
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