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CHARLIE'S ANGELS

Charlie's Angels was without a doubt one of the best, most enjoyable times I've had in a movie theatre this year. Charlie's Angels was a hundred times better really than it had any right to be. It's a phenomenal success for everyone involved. Somehow the cast and crew managed to bottle pure fun. When the movie begins with its wild opening sequence, it's kind of a litmus test for the audience. They really ask you to accept quite a bit in terms of the premise and style of the movie, but once the opening credits sequence began and we saw the history of the Angels, I was open to anything and everything the movie was ready to dish out. For a movie that supposedly had no script, the plot was actually coherent, but the story was really a clothesline from which to hang fantastically entertaining action sequences, hilarious dance numbers, and wonderful turns by the three Angels and Bosley. Oh, those Angels! Cameron Diaz's Natalie was a knockout and so adorable, Lucy Liu's Alex was sexy and sultry, and Drew Barrymore's Dylan was kick ass hot stuff. Bill Murray was perfect and hilarious as Bosley, and even Luke Wilson was great as Cameron's would-be boyfriend. It was great; Cameron has a hysterical dancing scene on Soul Train, but Luke Wilson's banter with the burly bouncers actually stole the scene from Cameron! And kudos for casting Kelly Lynch, sexier than ever, and Crispin Glover's inspired and kick ass performance as the bad ass Creepy Guy villain. My mind tends to wander and ponder ridiculous thoughts during movies, and this time I was thinking that Tom Cruise should have cameoed as Ethan Hunt in this film. That would have been funny--imagine the grin on Cruise's face if he were to watch the Angels in action. Ethan Hunt and his IMF force would be out of a job! I feel sorry for those who saw Charlie's Angels and didn't get the joke <*cough*Roger Ebert*cough*>. They missed out on a fun fun fun time. I couldn't have been happier with Charlie's Angels. Can't wait for the sequel.

- John Orquiola (reviewed 11/13/2000)