IF
WE HAD THE BOOK
Not a week goes by that Jeff and John don't watch WWE and come
up with ideas that would make RAW and Smackdown better for everyone.
We decided we'd share whatever ideas we randomly come up with here
with our readers. If Stephanie McMahon-Levesque is reading, we work
cheap and we love Triple H.
Here we go, then…
January 17, 2006
The Wrestling Machine
Jeff : Instead of just using the nickname "The Wrestling Machine" Kurt Angle should put on the mask and start wrestling as the Wrestling Machine.
John : And be billed as "from Japan?"
Jeff : Exactly. He'll still wear the red, white, and blue and be announced as the only Olympic gold medalist ever to compete in the WWE.
John : Good thing he's on Smackdown. That would confuse Lillian to the point where her head would explode.
Jeff : An ankle lock from the Wrestling Machine would straighten her out.
John : That's the Wrestling Machine's answer to everything.
Jeff : That or a Machine Slam.
John : Booker T will be upset with the masked Japanese man who wants to have sex with his wife.
Jeff : Will he only want to jizz on her face with 40 of his closest friends?
September 21, 2005
The Fuck Off
Vince McMahon should top Ric Flair's victory celebration at Unforgiven
and fuck five women in the back of a limousine. Flair and Vince
should then have a live Fuck Off on RAW.
Dropping the Ball
Trevor Murdoch is perfect as he is, but what would make him even
more perfect would be if one of his balls hangs out of the bottom
of his tights. Lance Cade's job during a match would be to try to
stuff Murdoch's balls back in. If not a ball, then substitute a
tuft of Murdoch's pubes, although that loses something in the translation.
The Coolest Stable Ever
Our reader Celestine had this fantastic idea in his email to us:
"i love kurt angle,triple h and shawn micheal,i want them to
be in one group with lita"
Wow, that would be awesome! It makes a lot of sense for those four
to be together, too. Hey, thanks for writing!
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