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July 10, 2006

Search Party

It's the best time of the year.

Tonight kicks off the annual WWE Diva Search. Eight sexy ladies will be asked to perform the dumbest, most-unrelated-to-wrestling shit as possible. The winner will secure a $250,000 contract with WWE. Most of the losers will also be hired. The real winners are the fans.

My pick, Jennifer Walcott, who also happens to be my favorite Playboy Playmate, dropped out of the competition last week, so I don't have a favorite going in. Jeff, however, has made his pick. Jeff thinks Jen England will win. His rationale is she "looks like Carmen Electra and that should be enough for them." Jeff has a pretty good track record for prognostication; two years ago he called Christy Hemme as the winner of the inaugural Diva Search after the first week. Also, who can forget how in 2001, Jeff knew it was DDP who was the stalker of Undertaker's wife Sara from a close up of his crotch.

Lance Jr: i knew the DDP thing
Lance Jr: i mean obvious

*cough*homos!*cough*

This year, the Diva Search will be contested on both RAW and Smackdown so we get twice the Diva Search goodness.

It's gonna be a great, great summer.

Biggest Party of the Summer

Summerslam looks like a gay old time.