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April 4, 2007

Coming Down The Aisle...

WWE The Music Volume 7 is on iTunes exclusively. I looked over the tracks last night and there's nothing that made me want to buy it. 21 tracks of mostly crap for $9.99. I don't want or care for Ashley's new music "Light A Fire" (which seems to be the centerpiece song), Elijah Burke, The Highlanders, Cryme Time, Snitsky, Great Khali, Michelle McCool's theme (which was originally Torrie Wilson's heel theme), Lashley's music, etc. The current themes are as lame as most of the roster. I wouldn't enjoy listening to their entrance music any more than I enjoy watching them wrestle.

However, they also have Rob Conway's "Just Look At Me", which was tempting. That might be the best bad entrance music of this decade. They also have Finlay's music, which ain't bad. And Ron Simmons' "Damn!", which is actually just the classic APA music. The best thing about the album is they have Deuce and Domino's theme "I'm All About Cool." OH!

The most glaring omission is MVP's theme "I'm Comin'!" That was the one song I thought about almost considering maybe buying but not really. They have Marcus Cor Von's theme "Smooth" and Matt Striker's "Teacher" ("Hello my students...") but not CM Punk's music or Kevin Thorn's or Sandman's music ("Dun dun dun dun dun dun duuun, Dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun")?

Track List:

"Light A Fire" - Ashley
"Bringin' Da Hood T U" - Cryme Tyme
"Don't Waste My Time" - Elijah Burke
"Unglued" - Snitsky
"Lambeg" - Finlay
"Reality" - The Miz
"Teacher" - Matt Striker
"Muy Loco" - Super Crazy
"Gorse" - The Highlanders
"Not Enough For Me" - Michelle McCool
"Just Look At Me" - Rob Conway
"da.ngar" - The Great Khali
"Gonna Punch Someone Tonight" - Jimmy Wang Yang
"All for the Motherland" - Vladimir Kozlov
"The End" - Armageddon PPV Theme
"I'm All About Cool" - Deuce & Domino
"It's Time" - Gregory Helms*
"Unstoppable" - Bobby Lashley*
"Obsession" - Mickie James*
"Smooth" - Marcus Cor Von*
"Damn" - Ron Simmons (a remix of the APA Theme with Simmons saying
"Damn!")*

Who booked this album?

We're a long aways a way from the better days of Chris Warren's "D-Generation X", Chris Jericho's "Break The Walls Down", Edge's "You Think You Know Me", and Undertaker's Lord of Darkness remix with the Latin chants.