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August 31, 2007
Hugs, Not Drugs In the wake of the WWE drug suspensions, I would suggest a new company slogan: Hugs, Not Drugs. More hugging, like back in 2001 when Stone Cold Steve Austin wanted to hug Vince McMahon every week. Things seem pretty daunting and shitty, but look on the bright side. The show must go on. Even with a bunch of WWE's major players getting suspended, this month won't be as bad as it seems. I'm talking more from a booking standpoint, not from a business standpoint, public perception standpoint, or "John will enjoy the shows" standpoint. RAW is definitely hurt without Umanga, King Booker, Randy Orton, William Regal and Mr. Kennedy, but they're still not irrevocably crippled. Why? Because they have the single most important man in 21st century professional wrestling, the man every boy and girl wants to see, the only one they truly love: JOHN CENA. The Champ is here! The Champ just better stay clean! Plus they have the man who is so much smaller, he can't help be clean, the leaner, meaner King of Kings, The Game, Triple Haitch! RAW might have to pull the trigger on Cena vs. Triple H II as soon as Unforgiven. As circumstances would have it, Cena already asked for a match with Triple H at the top of RAW this week, so they can segueway to it easily in the absence of Orton. And who cares about ECW? |
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