Live Tweeting the 2014 WWE Slammy Awards

LIVE TWEETING THE 2014 WWE SLAMMY AWARDS 

The pomp and splendor of WWE's annual awards ceremony, the Slammy Awards, never fails to entertain and/or confound. Hangin' and bangin' for almost four hours combined with the RAW Pre-Show on WWE Network and Monday Night RAW live on the USA Network, here's my live tweet of last night's pageantry:

#RAW Pre-Show @WWENetwork kicks off with the first #Slammys awarded. The 37th Slammys were in 1987; this is the 64th Annual Slammy Awards.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#TellMeYouDidntJustSayThat #Slammy. I voted @BellaTwins: "I wish you died in the womb!" I'd say it to my twin, but I killed him in the womb.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Congrats to @RusevBUL @LanaWWE for winning their first #Slammy! @TheRock helped. But let's all thank the great leader Vladimir Putin.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I won! I won!!! 🎉💪😜 Hahaha sorry @HEELZiggler & @WWERobinson! #BestHairSlammy pic.twitter.com/saYXITCjZu
— Summer Rae (@RealSummerWWE) December 9, 2014

#TagTeamoftheYear, a #Slammy so prestigious, so coveted, it's being awarded at 7:43 on the #RAW Pre-Show. I voted @mikethemiz and #Mizdow.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

More #Slammy Winners just announced, via http://t.co/ivX238IeTi! #TheBunny @TheRock @WWERollins (2x) pic.twitter.com/jVwyhBGAMq
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

It's only the #RAW Pre-Show and @WWERollins has already won 2 Slammys. Seth Rollins is Mr. #Slammy in the Bank.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#WWE Universe, Uso stupid. #TagTeamofTheYear #Slammy @mikethemiz and @TheDamienSandow would concur.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#BreakoutStaroftheYear #Slammy: I voted for the undefeated super athlete and hero of the Russian Federation @RusevBUL @LanaWWE. #SHUTTUP
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Dean Ambrose won #BreakoutStaroftheYear #Slammy? It's all just a popularity contest! Congrats @TheDeanAmbrose. We all like you.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

More #Slammy Award winners via http://t.co/ivX238IeTi: @WWEDanielBryan @BellaTwins @RealHughJackman #TheAuthority pic.twitter.com/VREK1s7cMy
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

If @RealHughJackman won a #Slammy (deserved), then @TheDamianSandow as MAGNETO deserves one too! Or use his magnetic powers to take Hugh's.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#HashtagoftheYear #Slammy winner is #RKOOuttaNowhere? That hashtag is just a fad. It's not even worth #NineNinetyNine.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Enjoy the #SLAMMY Awards tonight...I always did. #BestHair #Raw http://t.co/94ALxZbhUF
— Triple H (@TripleH) December 9, 2014

Welcome @SethGreen, host of @WWE #RAW and the 2014 #Slammy Awards!! pic.twitter.com/PWlmnmHVQW
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#ThisIsAwesome Moment of the Year #Slammy is a really tough call. I voted for @Sting because it might mean @TripleH @StephMcMahon may accept
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

From the #WWEApp: No one person has the elusive "SEGOT" ... #RAW #Slammy pic.twitter.com/d4NARl96YX
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#ThisIsAwesome Moment of the Year #Slammy goes to @Sting! Who can't be at #RAW. thus there will be no awesome moment tonight! Of course not.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Did I ever win a #Slammy?
— Jim Ross (@JRsBBQ) December 9, 2014

Actually happy to see #BigJohnny. Finally some charisma and electricity on this show. #Slammy #RAW #PeoplePower
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#SurpriseReturn oftheYear #Slammy technically should go to @TheRock. It was the only one unadvertised and thus an actual surprise.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

The late @UltimateWarrior won for #SurpriseReturn of the Year #Slammy. Not a surprise, and neither was his return. RIP.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Time for some FLAIR on #RAW!! @WWENXT #WomensChampion @MsCharlotteWWE is LIVE on @USA_Network! pic.twitter.com/wyv7bSwymM
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

In 2012, @RicFlairNatrBoy made his @WWE return at the #Slammy Awards. It's only fitting his daughter @MsCharlotteWWE debuts on the Slammys.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I think the last time Ashley Flair @MsCharlotteWWE was on #RAW she was in tears as @EdgeRatedR blooded her dad in a TLC match. #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

What happens when a guy retires but never seems to leave? Welcome back again Santino Marella to present #OMG #Slammy. @milanmiracle
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#OMGShockingMoment of the Year #Slammy can only go to @BrockLesnar ending the Streak. Runner up OMG: @WWEMarkCalaway is on Twitter!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Thus Sunday at #WWETLC: @WWEBrayWyatt v. @TheDeanAmbrose in a Tables, Ladders and Rocking Chairs match, sponsored by @CrackerBarrel.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#DivaoftheYear #Slammy. @WWEAJLee 3 time champ, beat whole roster at WM. @RealPaigeWWE 2x champ. Nikki 1x champ. Brie got Nikki coffee.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#DivaOfTheYear #Slammy: @WWEAJLee!! The only right choice. The gross injustice of not winning the 2013 Slammy has been righted. Congrats!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Your 2014 #DivaOfTheYear is ..... @WWEAJLee!! #Slammy #RAW pic.twitter.com/yv8qScWUxU
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

And @WWEAJLee is the only Diva you'd want to win the #DivaoftheYear #Slammy because she's the only Diva you'd trust to cut a live promo.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I'm like Leo at the oscars right now. Thanks for the shoutout anyways @WWEAJLee 😘 pic.twitter.com/LEsw93gHzO
— PAIGE (@RealPaigeWWE) December 9, 2014

#LOLMoment of the Year #Slammy: @WWEAdamRose muttering into the microphone is better than all three of the #RAW announcers put together.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#LOLMoment of the Year #Slammy: @TheDamienSandow! Congrats. I wish you had an angry #Mizdow Girl like @mikethemiz did when he won his Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

"I'm having a great time." - @SethGreen is a fantastic actor. #RAWTonight
— WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) December 9, 2014

#MatchoftheYear #Slammy: Note that @DaveBautista is a nominee in two Match of the Year candidates. Oh, and he's a real movie star too.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

My #MatchoftheYear #Slammy vote goes to @TheShieldWWE vs. #Evolution @TripleH @DaveBautista @RandyOrton. Most violent, intense brawl of 2014
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Won't argue with #MatchoftheYear #Slammy winner. The #SurvivorSeries match was terrific. Congrats @HEELZiggler @JohnCena. Pure entertainment
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Welcome back @TheRealRVD to present #ExtremeMoment of the Year! #Slammy #RVD  #MrMondayNight #ExtremeTuxedo pic.twitter.com/XonDf6vJDW
— WWE (@WWE) December 9, 2014

#WinkoftheYear goes to @BrockLesnar winking at the camera. #EatSleepConquerJohnCena #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Suppose WWE World Champion @BrockLesnar won't collect his #OMGMoment #Slammy until January when he's next contractually obligated to return.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#ExtremeMoment of the Year #Slammy: @IamJericho! I hope this makes it into his fourth bestselling memoir. Congrats, Y2J!
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Finally. #SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy and presented by King @BookerT5x! Has Booker ever won a #TellMeYouDidntSayThat Slammy?
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

I voted @BrockLesnar #SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy. He ended The Streak, he's @WWE World Champion, and he's never on #RAW so he never bores me
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

#SuperstarOfTheYear #Slammy: @WWERomanReigns. For what exactly? Maybe we'll find out next year.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

That's the end of the #Slammy Awards for me. I wouldn't buy a #Slammy from @WWEShop http://t.co/o1XLBEA9AP I might win one someday.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 9, 2014

Live Tweeting the 2013 WWE Slammy Awards

The WWE's annual award show tradition, the Slammys, was last night. Watch my mood sink from jovial to dissension as the show continued for three grueling, crock-of-shit hours.

If Eva Marie wins the #Slammy for #DivaoftheYear, it's because the @WWE App became self-aware and fell in love with a fellow robot. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

@BackoftheHead Batista ruined the moment. :(
— Albert Ching (@albertxii) December 10, 2013

Fact: @WWEDanielBryan @WWEFandango have appeared on many episodes of #TotalDivas. @RealSummerWWE has not. #WhoaretheDivasHere? #RAW #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

#RAW @TheRock's Rock Concert serenade to @ExcuseMeWWE is what we call a Panty Dropper. #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

If you ask me, the #LOLMoment deserving the #Slammy is when @TripleH told @WWETheBigShow he bought his house and would be living in it. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

I voted for @TheRock Concert. What can I say? I'm a romantic. #Slammy #RAW #YouLookHorribleTonight
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Unfortunately for @TheDamienSandow, you can't win a #Slammy for being the second man ever to fail to cash in Money in the Bank. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Aw man, @TheShieldWWE blew their chance to make a #Slammy fashion statement: bow tie over flak vests. #RAW #ILookGreat
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

#RAW @TheMarkHenry's salmon pink jacket deserves to win every #Slammy. Actually, that fake retirement speech was the #LOLMomentoftheYear
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

The @ShawnMichaels #Slammy for #DoubleCrossoftheYear is really a lifetime achievement award. #RAW #montreal
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Oh man, there's going to be an #InsultoftheYear moment for 2014's Slammys coming if/when @WWEAJLee wins the Insult of the Year #Slammy. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Congrats to @nicoleandbri for winning the #DivaoftheYear #Slammy! If I wasn't already a Bella Twin, I'd wanna be a Bella Twin. Wait. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

The #SuperstaroftheYear #Slammy is the World Heavyweight Championship match of the #SlammyAwards. Middle of the show at best. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Who will win the #Slammy for #SinCaraoftheYear? The original Sin Cara or this guy? #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

I don't suppose #SuperstaroftheYear @WWEDanielBryan can ask his fiancee to hand her #Slammy over to the girl in the cutoff shorts? #Yes? #No
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

.@MichaelCole: "The Thing is imaginary. Sin Cara is the real deal." Really? I don't think this @WWESinCara is the real deal. #Slammy #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

What about giving the #FanParticipation #Slammy to the Seattle @WWE Universe who booed because @WWEAJLee didn't win #DivaoftheYear? #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

How many fucking insults will I Tweet to the @WWEUniverse if @WWEAJLee loses #InsultoftheYear? We may find out. #RAW #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

That's it. So long. Good night. #Slammys #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Ascension Ceremony? Would prefer a Dissention Ceremony for the more deserving of #Slammy Awards: @WWEAJLee @TheMarkHenry @HEELZiggler #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

you know what? its not easy being as nice as i am.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 10, 2013

#Slammy RT @WWECreative_ish This is proof that democracy doesn't work. #RAWTonight
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Funny: the same "I'm not born into @WWE, I had to work to get here" that makes @WWEDanielBryan a face also makes @WWEAJLee the face vs Nat.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

Bewildering ending to #RAW with @TripleH's music playing and @JohnCena standing with The Authority and Kane as @RandyOrton is embarrassed.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

#Skipping #WWETLC #skip
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013

What really happened on #RAW during #DivaoftheYear #Slammy: @WWEAJLee http://t.co/yUh9GxFy4B
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013