The WWE's annual award show tradition, the Slammys, was last night. Watch my mood sink from jovial to dissension as the show continued for three grueling, crock-of-shit hours.
If Eva Marie wins the #Slammy for #DivaoftheYear, it's because the @WWE App became self-aware and fell in love with a fellow robot. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
@BackoftheHead Batista ruined the moment. :(
— Albert Ching (@albertxii) December 10, 2013
Fact: @WWEDanielBryan @WWEFandango have appeared on many episodes of #TotalDivas. @RealSummerWWE has not. #WhoaretheDivasHere? #RAW #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
#RAW @TheRock's Rock Concert serenade to @ExcuseMeWWE is what we call a Panty Dropper. #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
If you ask me, the #LOLMoment deserving the #Slammy is when @TripleH told @WWETheBigShow he bought his house and would be living in it. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
I voted for @TheRock Concert. What can I say? I'm a romantic. #Slammy #RAW #YouLookHorribleTonight
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Unfortunately for @TheDamienSandow, you can't win a #Slammy for being the second man ever to fail to cash in Money in the Bank. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Aw man, @TheShieldWWE blew their chance to make a #Slammy fashion statement: bow tie over flak vests. #RAW #ILookGreat
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
#RAW @TheMarkHenry's salmon pink jacket deserves to win every #Slammy. Actually, that fake retirement speech was the #LOLMomentoftheYear
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
The @ShawnMichaels #Slammy for #DoubleCrossoftheYear is really a lifetime achievement award. #RAW #montreal
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Oh man, there's going to be an #InsultoftheYear moment for 2014's Slammys coming if/when @WWEAJLee wins the Insult of the Year #Slammy. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Congrats to @nicoleandbri for winning the #DivaoftheYear #Slammy! If I wasn't already a Bella Twin, I'd wanna be a Bella Twin. Wait. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
The #SuperstaroftheYear #Slammy is the World Heavyweight Championship match of the #SlammyAwards. Middle of the show at best. #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Who will win the #Slammy for #SinCaraoftheYear? The original Sin Cara or this guy? #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
I don't suppose #SuperstaroftheYear @WWEDanielBryan can ask his fiancee to hand her #Slammy over to the girl in the cutoff shorts? #Yes? #No
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
.@MichaelCole: "The Thing is imaginary. Sin Cara is the real deal."
Really? I don't think this @WWESinCara is the real deal. #Slammy #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
What about giving the #FanParticipation #Slammy to the Seattle @WWE Universe who booed because @WWEAJLee didn't win #DivaoftheYear? #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
How many fucking insults will I Tweet to the @WWEUniverse if @WWEAJLee loses #InsultoftheYear? We may find out. #RAW #Slammy
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
That's it. So long. Good night. #Slammys #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Ascension Ceremony? Would prefer a Dissention Ceremony for the more deserving of #Slammy Awards: @WWEAJLee @TheMarkHenry @HEELZiggler #RAW
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
you know what? its not easy being as nice as i am.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) December 10, 2013
#Slammy RT @WWECreative_ish This is proof that democracy doesn't work. #RAWTonight
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Funny: the same "I'm not born into @WWE, I had to work to get here" that makes @WWEDanielBryan a face also makes @WWEAJLee the face vs Nat.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
Bewildering ending to #RAW with @TripleH's music playing and @JohnCena standing with The Authority and Kane as @RandyOrton is embarrassed.
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
#Skipping #WWETLC #skip
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
What really happened on #RAW during #DivaoftheYear #Slammy: @WWEAJLee http://t.co/yUh9GxFy4B
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) December 10, 2013
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