Ah, Terra Nova. How glad am I Terra Nova exists? Not very, except for Terra Nova now replacing V as the eye roll-inducing sci-fi show I can live Tweet and goof on. And here we go:
#TerraNova starts with a retard chasing a CGI ptero-beetle. WHY ARE THERE RETARDS IN TERRA NOVA?! Who chose him to time travel?
The retard chases the beetle out of
#TerraNova and walks right up to a GIANT T-REX. Again: No one ever knows when dinosaurs are around!
The T-rex eats the retard. If a T-rex eats a human retard does it gain the retardation of a human retard? Ask a scientician.
Ah, I see. He wasn't a retard. I apologize to retards. FOUR people in
#TerraNova have come down with amnesia. What? That's retarded.
"Unless we find out what this pathogen that causes amnesia is, we're not going home." But you'll call
#TerraNova and tell them, right? No?
Oh shit! The youngest daughter has a cold, the cop dad has a cold, and the mother has AMNESIA! Anyone on
#TerraNova have health insurance?
So now dickweed teen son is plotting to get his girlfriend from the future to
#TerraNova. What an excellent use of time travel resources.
"85 million years B.C.? You people couldn't time travel to AFTER the Ice Age?" Now even the writers are poking fun at
Time traveling to a distant past with a hostile environment? Design open air cars with no protection from the elements.
It would be funnier if amnesiac Stephen Lang thinks he's on Pandora. "I'm gonna kill those blue bastards and their heart tree!"
All right, I quit. I don't need to see the rest to know everyone is cured of amnesia and dinosaurs are the stealthiest beasts in