Ah, Terra Nova. How glad am I Terra Nova exists? Not very, except for Terra Nova now replacing V as the eye roll-inducing sci-fi show I can live Tweet and goof on. And here we go:
The smart daughter as an iPad with the corners cut off like on Battlestar Galactica. Is that the iPad 150? Is there Internet on
"It's a small world!" "Well, yeah, and 85 million years!" Tee hee hee hee! I'm gonna fucking kill you all.
"It's like we're dealing with a predator no one's ever seen before!"
#TerraNova is in the ancient past. 99.9% are things never seen before!
This week on
#TerraNova, the husband and wife can't have sex because DINOSAUR SOUNDS keep interrupting them. No, seriously.
We learn the doctor wife was requested for
#TerraNova recruitment by the doctor who wants to bone her. "Oh crap! Her husband came too!"
Hey! The Boston Red Sox are still around in 2149. Let me guess: It's been 142 years since we last won a World Series?
Oh shit. The terrasaurs are migrating.
#TerraNova is in their way. Steal from The Simpsons, pack up the whole town and move it 5 miles away.
Outstanding! The plan: Use terrasaur pheromones to lead them to a new breeding ground, where they can get it on far away from
Terrasaur sexytime somewhere else!
"Commander's Log: Today I drove a truck through the jungle with a million horny terrasaur bats chasing me. Just another day on