Seems like they're doing everything in the Conclave except picking a new Pope...
Kinda weird how all the Cardinals filed into #Conclave and each put their hands on an old Latin copy of Dan Brown's Angels and Demons.#Pope
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals, you should have filed into #Conclave to the theme from Friday Night Lights. youtube.com/watch?v=WUdXqH… #PopeForever
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "If Taylor Swift wrote a song about anyone in this #Conclave, they're automatically disqualified." #Pope
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "On our lunch break, we're all going to watch @thehungergames, but no one get any funny ideas." #Conclave #Pope
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "Then it's agreed. We unanimously vote Lena Dunham doesn't need to get naked in every single episode of GIRLS." #Conclave #Pope
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "So. We confirm most of us here don't really "get" Game of Thrones. Now, let's start thinking about the next #Pope." #Conclave
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "Yes, it's true the History Channel's #TheBible is well-produced but kind of dull. Plus we know it all by heart." #Conclave #Pope
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "Snoop Lion as #Pope is out of the question. Do we really want Snoop Pope? P-O-Double P-E? Pope-pizzle? No. Hell no." #Conclave
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
Cardinals: "Let's take a break. Everyone read the Old Testament in silence for the next 8 hours. We'll figure it out later." #Pope #Conclave
— John Orquiola (@BackoftheHead) March 12, 2013
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